Monday funnies

Where: Sarasota, Florida What happened? A man stole a school bus and drove it all the way to Miami before he was caught by Florida Highway Patrol Troopers.

Where: Fremont, Ohio What happened? A female US Postal worker was speeding at over 100mph on a 60mph zone on Route 20, after which the a Sandusky County Deputy pulled her over . It appears this lady was racing a Ford Mustang in her USPS van. The deputy clocked her at 105mph. The postal worker waved the case in the end and made a $50 payment toward her first installment of $240 fine. Watch out for them USPS workers, the going POSTAL on these roads!